Wednesday, February 1, 2012

films: thirty second shallow reviews

Because instead of writing anything of substance (or doing anything of substance, haha what readings?) I'm going to gush about films. In a very, very shallow manner.


Girl With The Dragon Tattoo - hot damn Rooney Mara please um let me wait on you hand and foot for the chance to gaze adoringly at your face. Take home the award for "hottest sex scenes in a movie ever" please.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - wow gay. As in, really damn homosexual. Wow this was a gorgeous movie with gorgeous love scenes between Holmes and Watson. At some points I was just really damn sad because the ridiculous amount of love Holmes has for Watson is just so... unrealized. :( Also Noomi Rapace's cheekbones are ridiculous omg.

A Dangerous Method - in which Michael Fassbender has a ridiculous mustache, Keira Knightley is gorgeous but a terrible, forced actor, and Viggo Mortensen is a creepy father figure.

Zodiac - creepy creepy creepy but beautiful atmosphere and Jake Gyllenhaal looks really damn earnest and Robert Downey Jr. makes me cry at his sheer magnificence.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - a movie about sexy, sexy voices. Oh and uhhh spies! Right spies. (ugh what I would do for a movie in which Benedict Cumberbatch dirty-talks someone. On the phone. While in a suit with a loosened tie.)



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